OK, you can call me a Blue State Cowgirl if you wish; I admit it, I like country music! Well, some country music. It's odd- when it's done well, the serious and the silly, it can be some of the best music around, especially from the more edgy, "outlaw" practitioners, guys and gals, past and present. It suffers when it slips into the overly schmaltzy, sicky-sweet, treacly sentimentality and/or over-production, moreso than many other genres; sadly, there is a lot of bad country music out there. Anyway, I heard/saw this one on one of the country music video channels the other night, killed myself laughing along with it! It was performed by Pete Schlegel (tho' I gather others have done it as well.)
Hopefully I don't have this effect on too many folks!
It Takes a Whole Lotta Liquor To Like Her
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her
That's why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine
She wants to tell me where to go tell me what to do
Tell me what to eat and how loud I can chew
She even wants to tell me what thoughts I oughta think
It used to drive me crazy til it drove me to drink
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her
That's why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine
Well she's such a purty thing I think she's heaven sent
But she's the quarrelsome kind she likes an argument
She can scream all day she can scream all night
I just sit there smilin high as a kite
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her
That's why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine
This drinkin buddy of mine he married a girl
Now he thinks that she's the meanest woman in the world
I saw her pretty picture and I said you're pokin fun
But then the day I met her I said POUR ME ONE!
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her
That's why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine
Well you may look down your nose at me
Think that I'm a sorry ol SOB
But the only way I'm givin up my drinkin glass
Is if I can find another way to get her off my . . . . . . . back
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her
That's why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine
Every time when I get sober she drives me out of my mind
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine
Yeah when I'm liquored I like her just fine
When I'm liquored up I like her just fine