One that might annoy my European- or at least my soccer fan- readers...
So I'm on the StairMaster at my gym the other day and on one of the TV's ESPN was showing a soccer match. Now, apart from gym class, I never played soccer, so it's probably me. But...several things, actually. First- I don't get why they start the clock at 00:00 rather than have it end at 00:00? Basketball and hockey are played over there, but they run the clock the "right" way! Second- what is up with the "extra time" thing?! When the ball goes out of bounds- STOP THE CLOCK! If there's a player injury- STOP THE CLOCK! If the game is tied and you want to have an overtime period, fine. But after 90 minutes, that's it for regulation, none of this 2:34 or whatever of added time business! Third- once the team on offense kicks the ball over midfield, they should NOT be allowed to kick it back onto their side of the field- it should be a turnover, similar to the back court rule in basketball. C'mon- a soccer field is big enough, work a lil harder on the opponent's side of the field, don't wimp out kicking the ball back onto your side! Fourth (and on this I might be mistaken) but if a player steps on the sideline while dribbling up-field, why is this allowed? If he steps on the sideline (again, ala basketball), shouldn't that be a turnover (with the clock stopping!) shouldn't that award the defender for his efforts? Fifth- why does the goaltender wear a different jersey from the rest of his team?! A hockey goalie doesn't! There is no, nor should there ever be an, "i" in team! Wear the same jersey as your mates! I could go on (a shot clock perhaps? Or how about all of these guys flopping around on the field, appearing one step away from the grave if an opponent so much as breathes on them, then hopping right back up if the ref doesn't do the red card, or yellow card, thing?)
Now, about Canadian football...(Jes kidding! Alright, call me the Ugly American!)
"Sail on down the line/Funny how the time can go/Friends say they told me so/But it doesn't matter..."